My Christmas (gloat factor warning)

So, Christmas Day draws to a close.

Summary:
No. presents opened = 0
No. extended family seen = 0
Quantity of excess choklit consumed = 0g
Units of alcohol = 2
Mass of turkey consumed = 0g
No. sprouts consumed = 0
Mass of Xmas pudding consumed = 0g
Cups of coffee = 2
No. corny movies viewed = 1
No. of people to whom I have wished Merry Christmas today = 1 (my brother, because he wouldn't have stopped prodding me otherwise)
No. crackers pulled = 0

Other activities: Got up at 8:30am, wore Christmas stockings on feet, took no part in preparation of any Christmas food, ate green beans out of the tin with a fork (thanks for the tip, anuanu - they're actually really yummy!) and ended up burping my 15-year-old brother in the kitchen (!)

My Christmas dinner consisted of sausages, noodles and peas. Followed by dirt-cheap Tesco 26p-per-100g choklit.

Conclusion = the best damn Christmas ever!!! Next year, I think I'll do the same again. Woohoo, go anti-Xmas!

Hope everyone else had as much fun as me!!! Love ya all - good will and peace to all creatures!