Corks

This morning I found 3 corks in my pigeonhole.

Is this some strange Cambridge tradition about which I have still heard nothing?

Or is it a none-too-subtle hint from an unknown secret admirer who wishes to experiment with butt plugs?

My mousemat (Wuppertal Tourist Office - very cute, full of all floaty oil bubbles) seems to have sprung a leak and is getting oil everywhere. Must purchase new one, preferably featuring attractive, and ideally nekkid, elf. *sulks at imminent loss of nice Wuppertal mousemat*

Chapter 2

( My battle cry meme )