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Someone has stolen MY CARROTS!!!

My carrots!

I have searched every fridge in Bull, and two in Gostlin, and I have not, as yet, found them.

They are therefore further afield or in a room somewhere.

I will hunt down the carrots, and hunt down the culprit. Someone is going to find out what it feels like to have a carrot shoved up...

Shrimps

Oh, so funny!

( Watch the poor practical organiser totally overreact at the idea of measuring one shrimp, not three )