17 May 2004
| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 70% Explored the pleasures of the flesh | 65.1% |
| Shamelessness | 78.6% Has yet to see self in mirror | 79.4% |
| Sex Drive | 89.5% The Pope is envious | 77.8% |
| Straightness | 96.4% Just go fuck something, okay? | 44.9% |
| Gayness | 32.1% At least one weekend of ecstacy | 83.6% |
| Fucking Sick | 98.2% Refreshingly normal | 90% |
| You are 77.49% pure Average Score: 72.7% | ||
I'm really quite innocent, apparently. Oh dear me.