On Boys' Choirs. Which are SO scary.

OK, I admit. King's College Boys' Choir terrifies me.

Picture it. Two dozen boys, about ten years old. Walking down the street in front of you as you are coming back from Sainsbury's with heavy bags of groceries. They are wearing little mini dinner suits. And little mini college gowns. And little mini top hats!! They are like little mini posh people, filing down the road like a little mini regiment. They are sort of like an upper-class Minipops, and anyone who has ever seen even a clip from Minipops will know how deeply disturbing an experience that is!

And these kids go to school about 100ft from my bedroom window. Their parents park 20ft from my window. *shudders* Too close for comfort.

But on Saturday, I think I saw something scarier. St John's College Boys' Choir. Not only do they have little mini suits but little mini woollen capes with little mini red collars and worst of all, LITTLE MINI MORTARBOARDS. These kids, in their creepy little mini regiment fashion, were following me up the road on Saturday. I took off. I ran away.

I am traumatised.

Someone please take them away. They frighten me so much...

Meep.