Meme + Bleach

( Meme. )

After yesterday's Path lecture showed us a closeup microscope picture of a chopping board, I went all scaredy paranoid and bleached my chopping board lots. Also did my mugs too, as I had bleach left over. One of my mugs has a crack in it, so it's getting retired before this gets worse. Which means I will have to buy a replacement! This is a Good Thing as mug-buying is fun!! (Probably because it's so entirely whimsical...)

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Dear hormones,

Now that you are no longer having a dictatorship regime of progesterone inflicted on you, this does not entitle you to descend into a state of anarchy.

As much as I like mug buying, you do not have to help me in my endeavour by screwing up my physical co-ordination so I keep dropping all my crockery and glasses and breaking them. Also, I like to like the world. Consequently, grumpy PMS in which I try to imagine culling annoying people and basically everyone on the face of the earth is also unwelcome and just generally annoying.

If you do not desire to behave of your own accord, I will inflict a new, alternative regime of progesterone on you.

Yes, I do want my hormonez to be pastede on yay.

Eni