![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It's the extrememly wonderful meme
peeeeeeet invented
1) Alert me to yourself.
2) I will pick five people on your flist and ask some questions about them. But they will be good questions like "if
jekesta were made of peanut butter, would she be crunchy or smooth?"
3) You then bung this new meme in your LJ, thus making
peeeeeeet a famous meme creator.
I will ETA with the questions other people have asked me :)
ETA: Questionses!
Questions from
claruscuro:
I think she would do a wonderful job at making Dracula cute, actually. Well, she would probably put him in a corset and make him into a devastating sex-god, but that is cute, surely? I am sure within a year or two of going out he would be drinking Scotch and watching bad movies on the sofa with her :D
I'm going to go with :->, which on Yahoo IM looks like:
*grins*
As someone who really knows surprisingly little about cocktails, I am not best qualified to answer that. However, I think he would do well as an Eggnog spiced up with Absinthe and possibly a layer of good English Ale on the top. :)
Romeo and Juliet! It needs to be rewritten for her with a happy, fluffy ending in which Romeo and Juliet survive and get married at a wonderful romantic fairytale feast, and although their families hated each other before, after coming so close to losing their lovely children they decide that it would be evil of them to get in the way of love, and so everyone lives happily ever after.
Caesar. She is much too nice to be Brutus. Well, also much too nice to be Caesar, but I can say with certainty that she has never hidden a dagger in her toga and then stabbed someone in front of lots of witnesses.
But she's also much cuter than him and doesn't have that vague can't-quite-pin-it resemblance to Patrick Stewart.
Questions from
ilanin:
I think she would be black, simply because ebony seems more her style than ivory, and I think she'd be a Rook. This sounds intrinsically a bit geeky, and is understated but useful and good. Additionally, like the Rook, many people call her by the wrong name.
I am, however, unsure about whether she becomes a Queen when turned upside down.
I think her first act would be to make stupid people illegal. After that, I suspect a great bonfire of Monster Munch and Jaffa Cakes. I also suspect she would introduce two new public holidays: National Elf Killing Day and National Fingon Appreciation Day.
Well, this is a long and complicated story. You see, he went to work the other week but, upon arrival, realised that he had left his sandwiches as home. Rather than going and buying something, he thought he might as well borrow the office's time machine and go back in time in order to remind himself to pack them.
Unfortunately, when he arrived in the past and opened the fridge to remove the sandwiches, he accidentally put the office time machine in the fridge and promptly forgot about this. So in order to get back to work (because, of course, we currently have two Senjis wandering around the house), he had to use his own time machine. Which is all very well and good, but this was currently being used to hold up the TV aerial as it happened to be just the right height.
He climbed up there to retrieve it, being the daring individual that he is, and set off back to work. But alas! Spinning through time and space he collided and passed right through a Concorde jet that was flying supersonic through the skies. This caused the time machine to split into two, one of which returned him to the office as planned, but instantly combusted on arrival, but the other of which mysteriously rematerialised in his Other Jacket.
claroscuro later found the time machine in his jacket pocket (when she picked up his jacket and wondered why it was so light), and did tell him about it. However, Senji accidetally put the office Time Machine in with the chips and ate it for dinner, and this has, through some miracle of Physics that causes Time Machines to counterbalance one another, caused him to forget about the very existence of Time Machines.
Oooh, this is a hard question! (Mostly cos I don't know a cliché when it hits me in the face half the time!)
I think I'm going to go with: the small, cute and fluffy supporting character who bounces along through the story giving moral support to the uber-tragic hero of the piece and finishes the story with some very profound and very true wisecrack.
He encased himself in a protective shield of spleen-fu that can shield against all manner of exploding livestock!
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
1) Alert me to yourself.
2) I will pick five people on your flist and ask some questions about them. But they will be good questions like "if
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
3) You then bung this new meme in your LJ, thus making
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
I will ETA with the questions other people have asked me :)
ETA: Questionses!
Questions from
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
With which character from fiction woulde_p_kitty make the cutest couple?
I think she would do a wonderful job at making Dracula cute, actually. Well, she would probably put him in a corset and make him into a devastating sex-god, but that is cute, surely? I am sure within a year or two of going out he would be drinking Scotch and watching bad movies on the sofa with her :D
Which emoticon is mostcartesiandaemon?
I'm going to go with :->, which on Yahoo IM looks like:
Iffilius_lupi were a cocktail, what would the ingredients be?
As someone who really knows surprisingly little about cocktails, I am not best qualified to answer that. However, I think he would do well as an Eggnog spiced up with Absinthe and possibly a layer of good English Ale on the top. :)
Which Shakespeare play should be re-written forfishyz9_?
Romeo and Juliet! It needs to be rewritten for her with a happy, fluffy ending in which Romeo and Juliet survive and get married at a wonderful romantic fairytale feast, and although their families hated each other before, after coming so close to losing their lovely children they decide that it would be evil of them to get in the way of love, and so everyone lives happily ever after.
melime: Caesar or Brutus?
Caesar. She is much too nice to be Brutus. Well, also much too nice to be Caesar, but I can say with certainty that she has never hidden a dagger in her toga and then stabbed someone in front of lots of witnesses.
But she's also much cuter than him and doesn't have that vague can't-quite-pin-it resemblance to Patrick Stewart.
Questions from
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
1) Which chess piece wouldchess be, and why? Which colour?
I think she would be black, simply because ebony seems more her style than ivory, and I think she'd be a Rook. This sounds intrinsically a bit geeky, and is understated but useful and good. Additionally, like the Rook, many people call her by the wrong name.
I am, however, unsure about whether she becomes a Queen when turned upside down.
2) Ifford_of_bruinen were to overthrow the government and establish a tyrannical dictatorship, what would her next action be?
I think her first act would be to make stupid people illegal. After that, I suspect a great bonfire of Monster Munch and Jaffa Cakes. I also suspect she would introduce two new public holidays: National Elf Killing Day and National Fingon Appreciation Day.
3)senji left his time machine in his other jacket. What caused him to forget this?
Well, this is a long and complicated story. You see, he went to work the other week but, upon arrival, realised that he had left his sandwiches as home. Rather than going and buying something, he thought he might as well borrow the office's time machine and go back in time in order to remind himself to pack them.
Unfortunately, when he arrived in the past and opened the fridge to remove the sandwiches, he accidentally put the office time machine in the fridge and promptly forgot about this. So in order to get back to work (because, of course, we currently have two Senjis wandering around the house), he had to use his own time machine. Which is all very well and good, but this was currently being used to hold up the TV aerial as it happened to be just the right height.
He climbed up there to retrieve it, being the daring individual that he is, and set off back to work. But alas! Spinning through time and space he collided and passed right through a Concorde jet that was flying supersonic through the skies. This caused the time machine to split into two, one of which returned him to the office as planned, but instantly combusted on arrival, but the other of which mysteriously rematerialised in his Other Jacket.
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
4) Which fantasy cliche reminds you most oftienelle?
Oooh, this is a hard question! (Mostly cos I don't know a cliché when it hits me in the face half the time!)
I think I'm going to go with: the small, cute and fluffy supporting character who bounces along through the story giving moral support to the uber-tragic hero of the piece and finishes the story with some very profound and very true wisecrack.
5) When the smoke cleared, onlyemperor was left standing. What was his secret?
He encased himself in a protective shield of spleen-fu that can shield against all manner of exploding livestock!