Memeage

[enismirdal]

Put an "X" by all statements which are true...
(X) I never have been drunk
(X) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I have never crashed a friend's car
(X) I have never been to Japan
(_) I have never rode in a taxi
(x?) I have never had anal sex (define "anal sex"!)
(X) I have never have been in love (I'm very cautious about deciding I'm in love, cos I think it's too special to take lightly)
(_) I have never had sex
(x?) I have never have had sex in public (I take it pub loos don't really count? Or do they? What about making out in a graveyard?)
(_) I have never been dumped
(X) I have never shoplifted
(X) I have never been fired
(_) I have never been in a fist fight
(X) I have never had a threesome (any offers)
(X) I have never snuck out of my parent's house
(XI have never been tied up (sexually)
(X) I have never been caught masturbating
(X) I have never pissed on myself (well, maybe when I was a baby, but never since)
(_) I have never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I have never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) I have never been arrested
(X) I have never made out with a stranger
(X) I have never stolen something from my job
(X) I have never celebrated New Year's in Times Square (or national equivalent)
(X) I have never gone on a blind date
(_) I have never lied to a friend
(_) I have never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I have never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(_) I have never been to Europe
(X) I have never skipped school
(X) I have never slept with a co-worker
(X) I have never been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone
(X) I have never thrown up in a bar
(_) I have never visited a site held holy by a major religion
(X) I have never cheated on a final exam.
(_) I have never had a relationship with someone of the same-sex
(X) I have never been/gotten someone pregnant

Also, I liked this one:
Pick an interest from my interests page that either 1) you know nothing about but sounds intriguing, or 2) you know something about but can't fathom why yours truly would be interested in it, and demand an explanation. Verily will I provide.
(Although I think most of the interests on my interests list are pretty self-explanatory)