What's the difference between a hill and a pill? One's hard to get up; the other's hard to get down.

[enismirdal]

OMG, that was possibly the weirdest experience I've had in a while.

I decided to be a good girl and have my daily vitamin tablet. However, as per usual, I couldn't be bothered taking it with water. Normally I'm perfectly capable of swallowing pills dry, but with the whole tonsil affair, it appears I'm rather less good at it than usual. I thought it had gone down.

A couple of minutes later I started getting this odd feeling in my nose. Assuming if just needed blowing, I got a tissue. Orange bits? I blew more. More orange bits. And another blow. Vitamin pill reemerged through right nostril. (And no, I did not attempt to reingest it). It appeared that it had gone up rather than down.

Blowing a vitamin tablet out if one's nose is a deeply bizarre and rather disturbing experience, which I don't particularly care to repeat.

Note to self: Take tablet with water next time.

A thrilling day of bathroom-cleaning and revising Golgi apparatus. How captivating.

Comments

[beckyc.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, how cool is that. That would be so good as a party trick.

[emperor]

I read the lj-cut text and wondered what you and girlofthemirror had been getting up to ;)

[enismirdal.livejournal.com]

And I though after hearing about axillary sex, nothing could be weirder. *is scared of whatever mental image was conjured up in emperor's mind*

[anuanu.livejournal.com]

Ew. *laughing so hard he can't hardly breathe* Just ew. Hahaha

[chess]

Believe me, it's worse with lettuce. The edges are kind of sharp and it's not solid enough to come out properly. The first time it happened to me, I was terrified that it was going to rot back there...

[girlofthemirror.livejournal.com]

I did tht once with lemonade at a party when I was little, it relly stung as it was all fizzy! I am so worried about what emporer is implying.

[fairypants.livejournal.com]

One time I was eating a raw carrot-god knows why, and my dad farted really loud which made me laugh. I choked but managed to save myself from dying but for 3 days I was sneezing carrot out of my nose! Niiiiiiiiiiiice, it was quite fun actually...