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enismirdalPsychiatrist: Good morning, Miss Eni
Eni: Good morning, doctor
P: So, are you making good progress with the problem we discussed?
E: (goes quiet)
P: Well?
E: Well...erm...
P: You did, didn't you? You bought another one?
E: (small voice) Yes
P: I hope you understand that this is very serious. We're meant to be trying to work past this problem, and it's not going to get better if you keep giving in to the little voice in your head
E: OK (looks ashamed) You're right, I guess
P: So, are you going to make a concerted effort not to buy any more corny merchandise from Cafepress?
E: Yes, doctor (under her breath) Concerted effort my ass. I need the novelty apparel!!
P: Very good. Now next time you make a purchase, remember to add me to your list of people who Cafepress will send a $5 off coupon
E: Give me your e-mail, and of course I will. But you realise that makes you a hypocrite
P: It's not my fault if I'm jealous of your exceptionally cool I Am Slash sweatshirt
E: (cackles evilly and runs off to gloat)
Eni: Good morning, doctor
P: So, are you making good progress with the problem we discussed?
E: (goes quiet)
P: Well?
E: Well...erm...
P: You did, didn't you? You bought another one?
E: (small voice) Yes
P: I hope you understand that this is very serious. We're meant to be trying to work past this problem, and it's not going to get better if you keep giving in to the little voice in your head
E: OK (looks ashamed) You're right, I guess
P: So, are you going to make a concerted effort not to buy any more corny merchandise from Cafepress?
E: Yes, doctor (under her breath) Concerted effort my ass. I need the novelty apparel!!
P: Very good. Now next time you make a purchase, remember to add me to your list of people who Cafepress will send a $5 off coupon
E: Give me your e-mail, and of course I will. But you realise that makes you a hypocrite
P: It's not my fault if I'm jealous of your exceptionally cool I Am Slash sweatshirt
E: (cackles evilly and runs off to gloat)
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Date: 19 Apr 2004 13:07 (UTC)Can't wait to see it when it gets here. I still think you are barmy though, just for the record.
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Date: 19 Apr 2004 13:12 (UTC)Very incestuous....
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Date: 19 Apr 2004 13:33 (UTC)I know I do sleep with mine (and I believe this is fairly unusual) but she's not actually related to me. Am I missing something here?
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Date: 19 Apr 2004 13:43 (UTC)But if you *are* your beta then sleepign with them / exchanging creative thoughts is rather with-yourself, which is incenstuous in my book...
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Date: 19 Apr 2004 13:58 (UTC)Having someone else as a beta is much more healthy and fun and useful :)
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Date: 19 Apr 2004 13:59 (UTC)no subject
Date: 19 Apr 2004 14:01 (UTC)