This just cracked me up totally (from
crazyca):

Jesus thinks you're a lazy shit. Even if He wanted
to hang out with you (which He doesn't) He
knows that He'd have to come over to your
house, which probably smells funny. It's too
bad Jesus is omnipotent and can find His own
weed connection, cause that's about all you
have going for you.
What does Jesus think of you?
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NB Original read 'omnicent' (sic) where I've put omnipotent. I just like onmipotent here better...seems to fit better.
NB2 Disturbingly, when it pulled up this result for me, I also got a pop-up for 'lose weight now!' 'We guarantee you can lose 1st by Christmas!'. I am wondering if the pop-up specifically is linked to getting this result.
Today was successful - I allowed the Bedder Entity into my room so she could appease her urge to vaccuum. Which she did. I then asked her on the way out to please ensure that my room was locked before leaving (because my insurance policy does not cover me if the room's unlocked). She told me she'd finished, so I hinted in a Very Nice Way that therefore perhaps she should remove the vaccuum cleaner plug from my socket so I could shut/lock the door. She did, and all is well...till next week.
CDB practical went well, I think - over in 3 hours. Not too bad. I think I failed to centrifuge tube 1A, but if it goes wrong such is life. It's not assessed per se (exam at end of year). The best news was that while we were waiting for our samples to cool I went on a top-to-bottom search of the Elementary Lab and...I found...the labcoat I lost in there about 9 months ago!! Squee! I was so happy! OK, so it's filthy, but it still has my doodles on, and my toxic chemical collection...probably still has my stuff in the pockets, though I haven't checked.
Am very pleased, as I now have a spare labcoat (originally had 2, fortunately, and now I have them both once again!).
Went to CTS Squash. I wore my EOAS T-shirt, my long black skirt from my old (nicer) bedder, my long black cloak. And brought along Fëanáro, who went with my outfit rather well. Ate lots of Campinos and chocolate eclairs and cookies. And met a very sweet, miniature female Italian clone of
tienelle! I should draw up a table of comparisons..it was startling! So
tienelle,
naath, Italian-girl-tienelle and I all had a bouncesqueefest. Where we bounces and squeed. And everyone else got scared.
emperor appears to be of the opinion that me eating a biscuit fast sounds like fornicating rabbits. Then I got scared. :D
Lots of excellent people. Lots of excellent silliness. Much fun had. Hope we made some new recruits :) Met a guy called Amit or something who seemed like a hardcore Tol-keen type. Should be good to debate with. He seems to be under the impression that Elves do not get reborn. Might have to pull out the relevant bits of HoME to quote at him. Liked him for being geeky - geekdom always good.
Have discovered that vegetable peelers are very good for carrots but less good for index fingers. This may be because index fingers taste less good in pasta-and-sauce, or for some other reason that I have not yet discerned.
Everyone is having an early night tonight. How perculiar.

Jesus thinks you're a lazy shit. Even if He wanted
to hang out with you (which He doesn't) He
knows that He'd have to come over to your
house, which probably smells funny. It's too
bad Jesus is omnipotent and can find His own
weed connection, cause that's about all you
have going for you.
What does Jesus think of you?
brought to you by Quizilla
NB Original read 'omnicent' (sic) where I've put omnipotent. I just like onmipotent here better...seems to fit better.
NB2 Disturbingly, when it pulled up this result for me, I also got a pop-up for 'lose weight now!' 'We guarantee you can lose 1st by Christmas!'. I am wondering if the pop-up specifically is linked to getting this result.
Today was successful - I allowed the Bedder Entity into my room so she could appease her urge to vaccuum. Which she did. I then asked her on the way out to please ensure that my room was locked before leaving (because my insurance policy does not cover me if the room's unlocked). She told me she'd finished, so I hinted in a Very Nice Way that therefore perhaps she should remove the vaccuum cleaner plug from my socket so I could shut/lock the door. She did, and all is well...till next week.
CDB practical went well, I think - over in 3 hours. Not too bad. I think I failed to centrifuge tube 1A, but if it goes wrong such is life. It's not assessed per se (exam at end of year). The best news was that while we were waiting for our samples to cool I went on a top-to-bottom search of the Elementary Lab and...I found...the labcoat I lost in there about 9 months ago!! Squee! I was so happy! OK, so it's filthy, but it still has my doodles on, and my toxic chemical collection...probably still has my stuff in the pockets, though I haven't checked.
Am very pleased, as I now have a spare labcoat (originally had 2, fortunately, and now I have them both once again!).
Went to CTS Squash. I wore my EOAS T-shirt, my long black skirt from my old (nicer) bedder, my long black cloak. And brought along Fëanáro, who went with my outfit rather well. Ate lots of Campinos and chocolate eclairs and cookies. And met a very sweet, miniature female Italian clone of
Lots of excellent people. Lots of excellent silliness. Much fun had. Hope we made some new recruits :) Met a guy called Amit or something who seemed like a hardcore Tol-keen type. Should be good to debate with. He seems to be under the impression that Elves do not get reborn. Might have to pull out the relevant bits of HoME to quote at him. Liked him for being geeky - geekdom always good.
Have discovered that vegetable peelers are very good for carrots but less good for index fingers. This may be because index fingers taste less good in pasta-and-sauce, or for some other reason that I have not yet discerned.
Everyone is having an early night tonight. How perculiar.
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Date: 13 Oct 2004 20:24 (UTC)Good. now i dont feel boring for staying in. i feel like crap!!!