Mind --> Gutter quote of the day

[enismirdal]

Flatmate #1 to Flatmate #2: "Thank you for blowing up my ghost."

Flatmate #2: "I'm happy to blow up your ghost any time."

Comments

[ford-of-bruinen.livejournal.com]

*coughs, splutters, dies and drags mind up from gutter*

[enismirdal.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that the matter is helped any by the fact that the valve into which my flatmate was blowing happened to be located right where one would expect said ghost's anus to be.