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enismirdal Name: Enismirdal :p
-- Birth date: 14/06
-- Birthplace: Sheffield
-- Current Location: my room at college
-- Eye Color: Blue-grey
-- Hair Color: brown/blonde with a very slight red tint in some light
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
-- Innie or Outtie: Innie
Series Two - Describe
-- The shoes you wore today: My boots. Very old and tragically not waterproof, but v. comfy
-- Your hair: everywhere, as per usual
-- Your eyes: medium-sized. Had bluish eye-shadow on this morning but was probably washed off by rain
-- Your weakness: pluralise that. Talk too much and don't do enough, procrastinate, avoid talking to people, hate saying things people don't want to hear
-- Your fears: none specifically, but I jump at loud, sudden noises
-- Your perfect pizza: hawaiian
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: bondage
Series Three - What Is
-- Your thoughts first waking up: shit shit shit shit shit let me sleep
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: arse, every time
-- Your best physical feature: not sure.
-- Your bedtime: 11pm-midnight these days
-- Your greatest accomplishment: getting into the uni I wanted
-- Your most missed memory: my little fluffy cow. I lost her in Atkinson's when I was about 6.
Series Four - You Prefer
-- Pepsi or Coke: Either.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: neither *gags*
-- Single or group dates: don't know, never tried
-- Adidas or Nike: really don't care. Don't even know what brand my trainers are.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Choklit!
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
-- Bras or Panties: neither!!!
Series Five - Do You
-- Smoke: never
-- Cuss: OK, I admit to complete ignorance of this word...
-- Take a shower everyday: except when it's really late at night and I can't be arsed, in which case I have 2 the next day to make up
-- Have a crush(es): always....
-- Do you think you've been in love: nah. I had a teenage infatuation with Ronan, but somehow I suspect that doesn't count
-- Want to go to college: I am at college, well, technically!
-- Like high school: it was crap until 6th form
-- Want to get married: definitely, but he'll have to be a bit kinky and preferably bi
-- Believe in yourself: only when I'm high on coffee
-- Think you're attractive: no
-- Think you're a health freak: I have fads. They last about a fortnight each time.
-- Get along with your parents: only when I'm not living with them
-- Like thunderstorms: yeah, as long as I'm wearing a thick coat or am inside with a big cup of coffee
Series Six - In The Past Month, Did/Have You
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoke(d): absolutely not
-- Done a drug: no (ecept caffeine and paracetamol!)
-- Have Sex: meaning with a parter? :p
-- Made Out: no
-- Go on a date: no, I've never got round to dating
-- Go to the mall?: only for shopping/cinema
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I have never eaten an oreo in my life AFAIK
-- Been on stage: not in the last month. About 2 months ago, in a CTS thing
-- Been dumped: no
-- Made homemade cookies: not in the last month. Last time was about 2 years ago
Series Seven - Have You Ever
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
-- If so, was it mixed company: N/A
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no! And I've never been hungover, go me!
-- Been caught "doing something": depending on the something...I've never been caught, no. Unless I take that to mean looking at things I shouldn't, in which case loads of times
-- Been called a tease: noooooo
-- Gotten beaten up: no. But I'm getting to the stage now where I might have to do my brother some real damage to stop him beating me up.
-- Shoplifted: not that I can recall
-- If so, did you get caught?: N/A
-- Changed who you were to fit in: I am completely incapable of changing who I am, and never fit in anyway
Series Eight - The Future
-- Age you hope to be married: any time before about 35
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 8 if you grant me immortality so I can spread them over about 300 years. Otherwise, maybe 3. I'd like twins, ideally
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: I've got 3 separate wedding plans at the moment! The best one: at a palace/castle, with about 1000 guests, the best wine, white horses, loads of food, masses of desserts and a gorgeous bridegroom. And maybe exotic male dancers wearing very little.
-- How do you want to die: when I'm ready. Preferably in a glorious and dramatic way where people will tell stories about me for many generations to come
-- Where you want to go to college? I'm there, damn you!
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: a professional slash author. But that's impossible, so I'll settle for a geneticist
-- What country would you most like to visit: USA
Series Ten - Number Of
-- Number of boyfriends you've had: Half a boyfriend. It lasted 1 day. We sat next to each other in Geography. How romantic.
-- Number of girlfriends: None so far.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: Depends on the situation. I'd trust a lot more people with my life than with my money or my heart.
-- Number of CDs that I own: about 3. No really. The rest are borrowed...off my dad (!)
-- Number of piercings: 4 - 2 per ear
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of scars on my body: loads. I went through tomboy phases as a kid (and acne screws with your skin)
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: not many.
Series Eleven - The Last...
-- Movie you rented? I've never rented one. My parents do it for me so they pay!
-- Movie you bought? TTT
-- Song you listened to: Arms of Mary on Said and Done (Boyzone). So bite me.
-- Song that was stuck in your head: Key to My Life (Boyzone). *headesk*
-- Song you've downloaded? Do Virgins Taste Better
-- CD you bought? can't remember. It was years ago
-- CD you listened to? Perrinormal, Nonsensible
-- books I have bought: ? Truimph of the Darksword (Weis and Hickman) off Amazon. It was 9p; what could I do?
-- Person you've called? As in phoned? Specsavers.
-- Person that's called you? Shit, can't remember.
-- TV show you've watched? Argh, it was over a week ago...
-- Person you were thinking of? fairypants, cos I nabbed this quiz off her.
Series Twelve - Misc.
-- You have a b/f or g/f?: no.
-- You have a crush on someone? yes, more than one
-- You wish you could live somewhere else? in a palace.
-- You think about suicide?: yeah, but not seriously
-- You believe in online dating? only if you're called vicki (yeah, that's snide, but it's true)
-- Others find you attractive? this guy my mum brings Meals on Wheels to. He's about 80.
-- You want more piercings? Maybe another set of ears
-- You drink? I have Baileys just over there...
-- You do drugs? caffeine! Nothing illegal
-- You smoke? no
-- You like cleaning? only washing up when I've got loud music on
-- You like roller coasters? not really
-- You write in cursive or print? an almost illegible scribble these days, since I'm the only one who needs to read it. Everything important is word-processed or e-mail
-- You carry a donor card? no, but I believe I'm on the register. Last time I checked, either my mum had my donor card or I'd lost it. Should get a new one, I s'pose...
Series Thirteen - For Or Against...
-- Long distance relationships? for, as long as both parties are tolerant, and either a) they're both OK with no sex or b) they don't mind the other one having a bit on the side
-- Using someone: if they're using you back, there's no problem. Using someone who doesn't realise it is BAD.
-- Suicide? for, as long as the person's thought it through. It's their choice to live or not. Don't personally approve of people doing it randomly though - just think people have the right to choose.
-- Killing people? depends on the circumstances
-- Teenage smoking? against all smoking. It has no practical use. But it's up to them as long as they don't make me breathe it.
-- Doing drugs? against; wouldn't touch them myself. But I think that's people's choice
-- Premarital sex? totally for. The whole no-sex-before-marriage thing is way out of date. And until they bring in gay marriages, how else would 10% of the population get any action?
-- Driving drunk? against, totally
-- Gay/lesbian relationships? for. In fact, I'm getting increasingly convinced that everyone should try it at least once
Series Fourteen - Favorite...
-- Soap operas? none. They bore me stupid
-- Food? choklit
-- Song? A Different Beat (Boyzone). And fairypants thought she was cheesy. My record is playing it 4 times back to back, and it still wasn't annoying!
-- Thing to do? read/write slash
-- Thing to talk about? slash
-- Sport? aikido
-- Drink? Bailey's or coffee
-- Clothes? jeans/t-shirt/fleece. Or hakama/cloak!
-- Favorite shoes: Doc Martins or similar
-- Movie? LOTR
-- Band? any that produces cheesy Culture Club-esque stuff or soppy ballads!
-- Holiday? Germany or Austria
-- Cars? Discovery or BMW or Lexus
Series Fifteen - What...
-- Shampoo do you use? the cheapest stuff in the supermarket that doesn't look like household cleaner
-- Perfume/Cologne do you use? usually none. Sometimes one of the Penhaligon's ones my godmother gave me
-- Shoes do you wear? Boots or trainers, size 4 or 5
Series Sixteen - In The Past 24 Hours Have You
-- had a serious talk? online, about my website!
-- hugged someone? online!
-- fought with a friend? no. Very rarely fight with friends
-- cried? no
-- laughed? yeah, I laugh at everything. Even when I'm alone
-- made someone laugh? Yes, but it was at rather than with - the bedder, at me being wet from the rain!
-- bought something? yeah, online - my new book!
-- cut your hair? no, but there's some scissors just here...
-- felt stupid? all the time, all the time
-- talked to someone you love? I love everyone who's nice to me. Yes!
Damn, that was bloody enormous. Bet you're glad I lj-cut it!
-- Birth date: 14/06
-- Birthplace: Sheffield
-- Current Location: my room at college
-- Eye Color: Blue-grey
-- Hair Color: brown/blonde with a very slight red tint in some light
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
-- Innie or Outtie: Innie
Series Two - Describe
-- The shoes you wore today: My boots. Very old and tragically not waterproof, but v. comfy
-- Your hair: everywhere, as per usual
-- Your eyes: medium-sized. Had bluish eye-shadow on this morning but was probably washed off by rain
-- Your weakness: pluralise that. Talk too much and don't do enough, procrastinate, avoid talking to people, hate saying things people don't want to hear
-- Your fears: none specifically, but I jump at loud, sudden noises
-- Your perfect pizza: hawaiian
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: bondage
Series Three - What Is
-- Your thoughts first waking up: shit shit shit shit shit let me sleep
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: arse, every time
-- Your best physical feature: not sure.
-- Your bedtime: 11pm-midnight these days
-- Your greatest accomplishment: getting into the uni I wanted
-- Your most missed memory: my little fluffy cow. I lost her in Atkinson's when I was about 6.
Series Four - You Prefer
-- Pepsi or Coke: Either.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: neither *gags*
-- Single or group dates: don't know, never tried
-- Adidas or Nike: really don't care. Don't even know what brand my trainers are.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Choklit!
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
-- Bras or Panties: neither!!!
Series Five - Do You
-- Smoke: never
-- Cuss: OK, I admit to complete ignorance of this word...
-- Take a shower everyday: except when it's really late at night and I can't be arsed, in which case I have 2 the next day to make up
-- Have a crush(es): always....
-- Do you think you've been in love: nah. I had a teenage infatuation with Ronan, but somehow I suspect that doesn't count
-- Want to go to college: I am at college, well, technically!
-- Like high school: it was crap until 6th form
-- Want to get married: definitely, but he'll have to be a bit kinky and preferably bi
-- Believe in yourself: only when I'm high on coffee
-- Think you're attractive: no
-- Think you're a health freak: I have fads. They last about a fortnight each time.
-- Get along with your parents: only when I'm not living with them
-- Like thunderstorms: yeah, as long as I'm wearing a thick coat or am inside with a big cup of coffee
Series Six - In The Past Month, Did/Have You
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoke(d): absolutely not
-- Done a drug: no (ecept caffeine and paracetamol!)
-- Have Sex: meaning with a parter? :p
-- Made Out: no
-- Go on a date: no, I've never got round to dating
-- Go to the mall?: only for shopping/cinema
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I have never eaten an oreo in my life AFAIK
-- Been on stage: not in the last month. About 2 months ago, in a CTS thing
-- Been dumped: no
-- Made homemade cookies: not in the last month. Last time was about 2 years ago
Series Seven - Have You Ever
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
-- If so, was it mixed company: N/A
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no! And I've never been hungover, go me!
-- Been caught "doing something": depending on the something...I've never been caught, no. Unless I take that to mean looking at things I shouldn't, in which case loads of times
-- Been called a tease: noooooo
-- Gotten beaten up: no. But I'm getting to the stage now where I might have to do my brother some real damage to stop him beating me up.
-- Shoplifted: not that I can recall
-- If so, did you get caught?: N/A
-- Changed who you were to fit in: I am completely incapable of changing who I am, and never fit in anyway
Series Eight - The Future
-- Age you hope to be married: any time before about 35
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 8 if you grant me immortality so I can spread them over about 300 years. Otherwise, maybe 3. I'd like twins, ideally
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: I've got 3 separate wedding plans at the moment! The best one: at a palace/castle, with about 1000 guests, the best wine, white horses, loads of food, masses of desserts and a gorgeous bridegroom. And maybe exotic male dancers wearing very little.
-- How do you want to die: when I'm ready. Preferably in a glorious and dramatic way where people will tell stories about me for many generations to come
-- Where you want to go to college? I'm there, damn you!
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: a professional slash author. But that's impossible, so I'll settle for a geneticist
-- What country would you most like to visit: USA
Series Ten - Number Of
-- Number of boyfriends you've had: Half a boyfriend. It lasted 1 day. We sat next to each other in Geography. How romantic.
-- Number of girlfriends: None so far.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: Depends on the situation. I'd trust a lot more people with my life than with my money or my heart.
-- Number of CDs that I own: about 3. No really. The rest are borrowed...off my dad (!)
-- Number of piercings: 4 - 2 per ear
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of scars on my body: loads. I went through tomboy phases as a kid (and acne screws with your skin)
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: not many.
Series Eleven - The Last...
-- Movie you rented? I've never rented one. My parents do it for me so they pay!
-- Movie you bought? TTT
-- Song you listened to: Arms of Mary on Said and Done (Boyzone). So bite me.
-- Song that was stuck in your head: Key to My Life (Boyzone). *headesk*
-- Song you've downloaded? Do Virgins Taste Better
-- CD you bought? can't remember. It was years ago
-- CD you listened to? Perrinormal, Nonsensible
-- books I have bought: ? Truimph of the Darksword (Weis and Hickman) off Amazon. It was 9p; what could I do?
-- Person you've called? As in phoned? Specsavers.
-- Person that's called you? Shit, can't remember.
-- TV show you've watched? Argh, it was over a week ago...
-- Person you were thinking of? fairypants, cos I nabbed this quiz off her.
Series Twelve - Misc.
-- You have a b/f or g/f?: no.
-- You have a crush on someone? yes, more than one
-- You wish you could live somewhere else? in a palace.
-- You think about suicide?: yeah, but not seriously
-- You believe in online dating? only if you're called vicki (yeah, that's snide, but it's true)
-- Others find you attractive? this guy my mum brings Meals on Wheels to. He's about 80.
-- You want more piercings? Maybe another set of ears
-- You drink? I have Baileys just over there...
-- You do drugs? caffeine! Nothing illegal
-- You smoke? no
-- You like cleaning? only washing up when I've got loud music on
-- You like roller coasters? not really
-- You write in cursive or print? an almost illegible scribble these days, since I'm the only one who needs to read it. Everything important is word-processed or e-mail
-- You carry a donor card? no, but I believe I'm on the register. Last time I checked, either my mum had my donor card or I'd lost it. Should get a new one, I s'pose...
Series Thirteen - For Or Against...
-- Long distance relationships? for, as long as both parties are tolerant, and either a) they're both OK with no sex or b) they don't mind the other one having a bit on the side
-- Using someone: if they're using you back, there's no problem. Using someone who doesn't realise it is BAD.
-- Suicide? for, as long as the person's thought it through. It's their choice to live or not. Don't personally approve of people doing it randomly though - just think people have the right to choose.
-- Killing people? depends on the circumstances
-- Teenage smoking? against all smoking. It has no practical use. But it's up to them as long as they don't make me breathe it.
-- Doing drugs? against; wouldn't touch them myself. But I think that's people's choice
-- Premarital sex? totally for. The whole no-sex-before-marriage thing is way out of date. And until they bring in gay marriages, how else would 10% of the population get any action?
-- Driving drunk? against, totally
-- Gay/lesbian relationships? for. In fact, I'm getting increasingly convinced that everyone should try it at least once
Series Fourteen - Favorite...
-- Soap operas? none. They bore me stupid
-- Food? choklit
-- Song? A Different Beat (Boyzone). And fairypants thought she was cheesy. My record is playing it 4 times back to back, and it still wasn't annoying!
-- Thing to do? read/write slash
-- Thing to talk about? slash
-- Sport? aikido
-- Drink? Bailey's or coffee
-- Clothes? jeans/t-shirt/fleece. Or hakama/cloak!
-- Favorite shoes: Doc Martins or similar
-- Movie? LOTR
-- Band? any that produces cheesy Culture Club-esque stuff or soppy ballads!
-- Holiday? Germany or Austria
-- Cars? Discovery or BMW or Lexus
Series Fifteen - What...
-- Shampoo do you use? the cheapest stuff in the supermarket that doesn't look like household cleaner
-- Perfume/Cologne do you use? usually none. Sometimes one of the Penhaligon's ones my godmother gave me
-- Shoes do you wear? Boots or trainers, size 4 or 5
Series Sixteen - In The Past 24 Hours Have You
-- had a serious talk? online, about my website!
-- hugged someone? online!
-- fought with a friend? no. Very rarely fight with friends
-- cried? no
-- laughed? yeah, I laugh at everything. Even when I'm alone
-- made someone laugh? Yes, but it was at rather than with - the bedder, at me being wet from the rain!
-- bought something? yeah, online - my new book!
-- cut your hair? no, but there's some scissors just here...
-- felt stupid? all the time, all the time
-- talked to someone you love? I love everyone who's nice to me. Yes!
Damn, that was bloody enormous. Bet you're glad I lj-cut it!
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Date: 9 Jan 2004 14:32 (UTC)How very virtuous of you ;-) (It's an alternative version of "Curse" ie do you swear?)
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Date: 9 Jan 2004 14:40 (UTC)In that case the answer would be constantly, incessantly, and in multiple different languages, not all of which even exist outside the safe confines of my mind.
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 00:47 (UTC)I'm sure the Christmas porn fairy can arrange that....
Leave it to me! hahaha
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 01:09 (UTC)Hmmm, and perhaps all three Galadhrim brothers in the next room, manacled to the bed in a row.
Yes, I think that should satisfy.
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 01:29 (UTC)The funniest thing ever in my life has to be Gid and Karl trying to hand cuff me in Gid's front room and his dad walked in. Good image-his son wrestling a girl AND a boy. Well it was fun for me and his dad just apologised for interrupting and vacated the room...
ARE YOU ONLINE?
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 01:35 (UTC)no subject
Date: 10 Jan 2004 01:36 (UTC)*judder*
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 01:39 (UTC)I don't think that particular Erestor needs to borrow anything of the sort, being wonderfully well-equipped already.
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 01:44 (UTC)I want to see 'it'
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 01:53 (UTC)Sorry, thought we were still on Erestor.
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 01:55 (UTC)What the FUCK has this caffeine done to my brain...
I'm full of mental images......
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 02:02 (UTC)no subject
Date: 10 Jan 2004 02:05 (UTC)Maybe you do actually have a giant erection but you just can't find where it is on your body.....
You seem a bit confused by it...
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 02:07 (UTC)Yeah, I'm always confused. *Looks in mirror* Oh, that's where it is!
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 02:08 (UTC)*jubilation yet again*
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 02:10 (UTC)I wonder if Anu wants another Side Dish :p
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 02:17 (UTC)Just flash him with you new found toy!
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 01:35 (UTC)My head is going to explode, I've consumed too much caffeine!
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 02:15 (UTC)no subject
Date: 10 Jan 2004 02:17 (UTC)Wink wink nudge nudge!
cue evil laugh...
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 05:37 (UTC)no subject
Date: 10 Jan 2004 06:03 (UTC)So long as you know what you're letting yourself in for XD
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 06:27 (UTC)I reserved friends-only for rants about my boss or stuff with personal information like my address.
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Date: 10 Jan 2004 06:36 (UTC)