Wrong time zone

[enismirdal]

The trouble with being 'British and Proud of It' as we are all taught to be by the media is that Britain is in the wrong damned time zone. While I'm here stuck at my computer, where are half the folk on my friends list...in bed! So how the hell am I supposed to participate in their wonderful conversations when I'm halfway to bed just as they're coming online, and I go online when they're all asleep? I can only see them between about 3pm and 10:30pm every day, depending on whether they're east of west coast. *pouts* Someone synchronise world time! Go Two Trees; that'd do the trick!

Still, fairypantsis awake, aren't you love?!

Comments

[fairypants.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm awake!
How do you know so many (presume) American people!?
And also...I just had me a shower and washed my hair in Toni and Guy hair stuff-ludicrously expensive but it is SO GOOD, it smells divine (so now my hair smells lush!) and my hair is silky smooth...not that it wasn't before like...*shifty look*

[enismirdal.livejournal.com]

They're slash authors. When I added 'slash' to my interests, I followed up the link and ended up with a list of about a million slashers. I then went to visit the ones whose names I recognised from fics I really enjoyed, discovered that they are all absolutely lovely people as well, and ended up hanging out with the likes of Anu, Aduial and the rest. *hugs all of them* *hugs fairypants* I swear, slashers are some of the nicest people around!

[fairypants.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they are although I find it hard to understand the term slasher...
I just rammed a ring through my top piercing in my left ear and it was too big and it really hurts and is bleeding...
*sob sob sniff sniff*
*wails uncontrollably*
JOKE!

[enismirdal.livejournal.com]

although I find it hard to understand the term slasher...
What's not to understand?
slash: fanfiction dealing with relationships between two characters of the same sex, usually (but not always) male/male
slasher: someone who likes slash lots. Like me.

[fairypants.livejournal.com]

Oh right-I knew that actually. Me dumb and covered in blood!
Unfortunately I'm not joking it's bleeding really heavily I dunno what to do.

[enismirdal.livejournal.com]

Get a little bit of tissue and stick it to the bleeding bit. That's what men do (and I do) when they cut themselves shaving.

[fairypants.livejournal.com]

Ew....feeling a bit sick!

[enismirdal.livejournal.com]

It's OK - you really won't lose a lot of blood in actual terms. Has it stopped yet? *hugs*

[enismirdal.livejournal.com]

And just for the record, I do not have a beard. I was referring to my legs.

[fairypants.livejournal.com]

It has stopped-joy of all joy!
It's still painful but my shopping saga has cheered me right up even after I felt sick 2!
WAHAY!

[gyre.livejournal.com]

Wrong time zone? Tell me about it!