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enismirdalThis website has just killed me. (It's a piece of apparatus for use in the bedroom. With graphic how-to-use photos. So I reiterate, not safe for work.)
I'm not cracking up because of the product, no, as that actually looks like jolly good fun and I quite fancy one myself. I'm dying because of the Walkthrough Video on the site. There is something inherently hilarious about a casually dressed Brummie bloke demonstrating the boundless versatility of a love swing, demonstrating the potential for effortless cunnilingus followed by doggy-style on a bikini-clad model, in such a totally nonchalant tone he could just as easily have been trying to sell us a stairlift or one of those combined blender/food processor/juicer jobbies.
That is all.
I'm not cracking up because of the product, no, as that actually looks like jolly good fun and I quite fancy one myself. I'm dying because of the Walkthrough Video on the site. There is something inherently hilarious about a casually dressed Brummie bloke demonstrating the boundless versatility of a love swing, demonstrating the potential for effortless cunnilingus followed by doggy-style on a bikini-clad model, in such a totally nonchalant tone he could just as easily have been trying to sell us a stairlift or one of those combined blender/food processor/juicer jobbies.
That is all.
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Date: 15 Sep 2009 22:19 (UTC)no subject
Date: 15 Sep 2009 22:32 (UTC)no subject
Date: 16 Sep 2009 12:15 (UTC)He's so sweet and nice to the girl, so totally casual and blasé about all the positions. Just a salesman. He made something feel totally not dirty at all.
Weirdest thing ever. But I enjoyed it.
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Date: 16 Sep 2009 18:08 (UTC)no subject
Date: 16 Sep 2009 21:13 (UTC)And it helped me to get un-stuck on a story featuring a swing