Survey!

[enismirdal]

the scar you're most proud of	On my wrist, form my brother trying Aikido with a dinner knife
your favourite condiment	Salsa? Vinegar?
if you have freckles	Yes
your preferred method of cooking	Stir-fry or similar
what shoes you're wearing	Docs
how many children you have	0
the first person you french kissed	A friend called Pam, for a dare. Then Girly, properly
your preferred breed of dog	Lurcher
where you were born	Sheffield, UK
what colour underwear you're wearing	Dark pink
where your keys are right now	On the floor by the front door
if you have split ends	Always
when you last got laid	Last weekend
your opinion on airline food	OK, but sooo dull
what cosmetic surgery you would consider	None
best kiddie playground equipment to have sex on	Climbing frame
your worst malady	Mumps, age about 5?
if your mum loves your dad	Oooh, yes!
if you can sing well	NO!!!!
what your olympic event would be	Sleeping
someone you admire	Erestor? LOL
which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map	Virgin Islands?
the last time you cried	Last weekend, but cos I was sleep-deprived and hormonal
your most interesting sexual congress location	Phone box
part of the Sunday papers you read first	Back page of Sunday Times News Review
the languages you speak	English, rusty German and a smattering of French
the religion you were raised in	Anglican Christian - but I'm not
if you can draw well	Not really. I can do OK horses, but that's it
your favourite photograph	Various ones of my pets, and ones of Avvie
what you should be doing instead of this	Getting a job?
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Comments

[naath.livejournal.com]

Dude, the back of the News Revue is the bestest bit.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought you kissed me before girly?

(Anonymous for the benefit of anyone who *doesn't* know. Gossip is worrying.)

[enismirdal.livejournal.com]

No, I had already kissed Girly at that point. ;)

Trying Aikido with a dinner knife

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

What technique did you use?

Asked Nile, geek-filtering out the interesting stuff.

Painful... they don't trust me with sharp things: we train with the wooden tanto until 2nd Dan. People ask me what I do and I tell them: "Poke people with a pointy stick".

Re: Trying Aikido with a dinner knife

[enismirdal.livejournal.com]

Oh, he was just attempting the 1st Kata whilst holding above knife. He doesn't even do Aikido. The scar is about 4mm long now - barely visible. But it amuses me.

No, my old club didn't let people use live blades till a high level either. :) Probably very wise of them!

Re: Trying Aikido with a dinner knife

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Besht kept out of the hands of these young people, I shay...

...Having seen a man of 78 take his third Dan two weeks ago, at the start of Summer School. The look on the Tanteido uke's face when he realised he was no longer holding the knife was worth framing and keeping.

I have a visible scar across my wrist from a bottle opener, in exactly the place slashed by anatomically-inept suicides. Harmless, of course (except for Concerned Looks from medical types), but an annoying reason to always use a proper corkscrew.